Seeing that they've remade both Shaft and Kojak why not Mitchell? I mean, who wouldn't want to watch an action film starring the slovenly, beer-swilling, obnoxious, lazy and completely unlikable cop who had a thing for prostitutes immortalized by Joe Don Baker?
Who could resist a fast-paced rollercoaster ride of a film with hot merging action and hot dune buggy action as seen below:
Cast Jack Black into the title role of "The Chubby Blue Line" himself and we have a remake!!